Joff Vindlebar
He can make stars bloom in the sky — or your tent vanish in a blink. Depends on the fuse you light.
Name: Zirelli “The Bloomcaller” Faewoven
Race: Halfling
Class/Role: Alchemist / Pyrotechnician
Appearance: Joff stands barely over three feet tall but radiates the kind of reckless energy usually reserved for gnomes. His curly auburn hair is perpetually singed at the tips, and his cheeks are dusted with soot, glitter, and burn scars. He wears a patched red-and-orange vest with endless pockets, many of which twitch slightly as if the contents are alive. Brass goggles with cracked green lenses perch atop his head, and his fingers are perpetually stained with alchemical residue. He smells of sulfur, sugar, and smoked cherries.
Backstory
Joff Vindlebar hails from a long line of modest halfling brewers, but he quickly abandoned beverages in favor of bang. A self-taught alchemist and firework savant, Joff travels from town to town operating Bang & Whimsy, a garishly painted cart-lab where he sells dazzling explosives, novelty potions, and the occasional pocket volcano. Loved by children and feared by city guards, he’s infamous for rigging local festival firework contests to show off his own creations — and maybe sabotage a rival or two. Some say he’s working for a rebel cause. Others claim he’s just in it for the boom.
